Beef is keeping them laughing in Illinois!

Some funny Beef updates via his owner:

" The Pool leaked during the summer and emptied out...I think the water stayed under the pool until the last couple of days and it leaked out around the pool edge....well I have two puppies who thought it was great....you would have thought they were trucks that running through the MUD...they both were covered with mud from Nose to tail end!!!!!"

and:

"Beef now sits in front of you or streaches up into your lap and then STARES at you and startes to make garbles sounds like he's talking to you and if you don't reply or ignore him he starts to bark. so when you ask him what he want's water or go out and you head toward the back door...if it's water he turns into the garage/computer room where his bowl is...or if he by passes the door opening and goes to the back door then you know he want's out side....and hopefully he doesn't want to go dig holes with Ike...my back yard is a variety of holes the two of them dig{ I think because of the mice/golphers}.That's ole Bob BARKER!!!!"